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Ok, I got it

1. "This is your captain speaking and i don't feel like living anymore".

2. "We're cruising at an altitude of ..... ah hell i dont know"

3. "Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?"

4. "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Just Kidding!

5. "Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!"

6. "This is ... uh ... this is ... your ....uh ....hmmm, i seem to have lost my memory.

7. "Passangers on the left side of the plane - - does that engine sound funny to you?"

8. "Welcome aboard flight 109 you bunch of jerks!"

9. "Good god, Steve! We're going to crash! Opps .... is this intercom on?"

10. "we'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another ....

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